Heard around our house

Here are just a few things heard around our house in the last week...

#1 
C-"I really wish you wouldn't yell"
Me-"I really wish you would do things the first 5 times I ask you"
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#2 
Archer-"Christian, you are always the BOSS!"
Me (look at Christian with 'you-know-he-is-right-eyes') - Christian kind of growls in acknowledgement
Me - "Archer maybe you can be boss for awhile"
Archer - "No, I just said that. I don't want to be the boss." 
Me - "Why not?"
Archer - "Because Bosses make rules and rules are NO FUN"
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#3
Me - "Christian, today is the 100th day of school so why don't you write down ten problems that add up to a 100.. Just don't use 0 or 5 in your last number"
C- "But that just makes it harder!?!?!?"
Me-"I know, that's the point!"
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#4
"OnStar assistance for the shopping impaired. How can I help you?" (how I answer the phone when my husband calls while out grocery shopping)


Just a few of the in's and out's in our little Wenck World