Sayings of a 3 year old

I was inspired by Jenn at Mayhem Mania to document a few of my favorite Christian sayings.

"That not go right" - roughly translated to "that not how that goes"...like when some silly is said or you tell a story wrong.

Bonk - As in "Bonk your head off"

"I have a great idea" - this is one of Gran's favorites. Christian knows something is a great idea. like "Mom I have a great idea, you take Archer to the car and Iwill stay here and watch OSO and you come back and get me"

Spiny hair - Christian likes when I put product in his hair to make it stick up. He doesn't call it spiked, but rather spiny. He has a dinosaur book that says "Dinosaurs smooth, dinosaurs spiny" so I think he likes that term better.

Super Suit - His batman halloween costume.

Oak milk - you eat it and it sticks to your tummy....aka oat meal. Miss Marilyn eats it and told them it sticks to her tummy so she doesn't get hungry.

Dark Mater - my new personal favorite...this what he calls Darth Vader from Star Wars. Chris has an old Darth costume for 4 Halloweens ago and he has been playing with the mask.


Not to be left out Mr. Archer is very talkative.

Some of his favorites sayings are
Hi!
NO!
Uh oh
Bye bye
ba (ball)
vroom, vroom (when he plays with cars)
trash (when asked at school which car he wanted to play with, he said trash and then grabbed the garbage truck)
Ma ma ma
Da da da
magnet (I haven't heard this one, but a few others have)
apple (again I haven't hear this one, but other verify he has said it)

And he sings...you can really tell that he is singing and just not chattering. His favorites songs are itsy bitsy spider (along with hand motions), old MacDonald, Twinkle, twinkle little star (along with hand motions). His favorite time to sing - while getting his diaper changed or in his high chair.

He know how to HI 5 and he also know where his head is, just ask him.